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Genesis 1:1

In the beginning GasManGod created the heavens and the earth and the Gas engineer

Romans 6:23:

For the wages of overcharging is death, but the gift of GasManGod is eternal life in GasManGod heaven, that await thee

Ezekiel 15:17

and you will know my name is Gasmangod when I lay my vengeance upon you

Revelation 6:2

I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a boiler, and he was given a crown of copper tube

Psalms 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; with thy trusty channel locks, spirit level & tube bender they comfort me