Welcome to the Holy Church of the Lord GasManGod
We are gathered here today for to cast asunder those who fail to meet MY Holy Commandments as they hath been written in stone for thou to follow.
I shalt always be watching over thee, praising those of thee whom art Holy and worthy and take pride unto their work. They shalt find a place in Heaven awaits them.
Those who faileth to do so shalt be Smitten and judged upon thine delivery to Hell where they shalt not rest for an eternity
Holy Commandments of the Lord GasManGod